We bullied that girl horrid. She ended up moving schools and no one has ever seen her since. I still see her Mum though, trying to sell crack outside The Post Office in Stratton.
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Children are horrid.
There used to be a girl in my Junior school called Leanne Stent. She was a skinny runt, huge wonky yellow teeth, unbrushed mousy sticky hair, filthy pink coat, ankle biters and a horrible husky voice. To top it all off, she was a "foster kid". No one in my class ever got to know the real Leanne. We all absorbed her appearance and disliked her for it. Not only was her life made hell by bullying, people in my school had to take it one step further. If Leanne Stent, her brother, or sister ever touched you, you would go "STENT DISEASE!" and then touch someone closest to you, as if you were spreading some disgusting germ from your body. Not only had you shouted out to everyone that you had "stent disease", they would all run away from your grasp as if it were real. If you managed to pass it on before you 'died' or whatever, you would touch the top of your arm and go "INJECTION INJECTION NO INFECTION".
Sunday, 5 September 2010
This is our decision; to live fast and die young. We've got the vision, now let's have some fun.
It's weird how things can get stuck in your head: songs, slogans/jingles, images or even words. Noticeably, the things that stay in your head are either really good, memorable things, or really bad, hurtful things.
I find time the strangest thing. It's completely and utterly inevitable and no one can ever do anything about it. Every second that passes, no one bats an eyelid to. You then get to the point where the phrase is used; "time has flown". It's scary to think that our lives revolve around time, it's always there, looming over us.
In life, the main era's are : be born CHECK, start school CHECK, college CHECK KINDA, university, job, get married, have babies and die. We live such simple lives, yet they are so complex.
"I ain't no abacus, but you can count on me."
,xo
I find time the strangest thing. It's completely and utterly inevitable and no one can ever do anything about it. Every second that passes, no one bats an eyelid to. You then get to the point where the phrase is used; "time has flown". It's scary to think that our lives revolve around time, it's always there, looming over us.
In life, the main era's are : be born CHECK, start school CHECK, college CHECK KINDA, university, job, get married, have babies and die. We live such simple lives, yet they are so complex.
"I ain't no abacus, but you can count on me."
,xo
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
You can't kid a kidder,
What does a wink mean? Yeah, it might be some cheeky gesture of lust, or even a proud acknowledgment of your presence, but no-one will really know. People say "the eye is the window to the soul", but how can it be if half the time the eyes are shut? Perhaps it could be an ancient saying about when you die, as your eyes are shut, there is no soul left in your body? I don't know.
Not only can winks cause an instant blushing cheek, it makes you feel cheeky. Opening and closing the window to the soul (aka blinking) should highlight the fact that it has got a secret behind it in a kind of teasing mannerism, as though it were giving you a sneak preview.
I feel really weird right now. Not only am I writing about complete bollocks that no-one will probably read or care about, I am doing it at 03:49. I would much rather be sleeping in bed that sat up on blogger.com.
I would love some garlic mayonnaised chips right about now.
I would also like to point out that I hate the type of people that think they can intimidate anyone and start arguements for nothing.
I've got to a speechless point in my life, uh-oh.
I'm too tired.
,xo
Not only can winks cause an instant blushing cheek, it makes you feel cheeky. Opening and closing the window to the soul (aka blinking) should highlight the fact that it has got a secret behind it in a kind of teasing mannerism, as though it were giving you a sneak preview.
I feel really weird right now. Not only am I writing about complete bollocks that no-one will probably read or care about, I am doing it at 03:49. I would much rather be sleeping in bed that sat up on blogger.com.
I would love some garlic mayonnaised chips right about now.
I would also like to point out that I hate the type of people that think they can intimidate anyone and start arguements for nothing.
I've got to a speechless point in my life, uh-oh.
I'm too tired.
,xo
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